Important Events of 2008 ….:-)

Well The most beautiful thing about this year was that I do not remember what happened in it hehehehe………. waqai main khud heeran hon …. Mujhey apni zindgi ka sab se long year yahi lagta hae but inspite of this my mind’s slate is BLANK . Bus Alhumdulillah guzar gya ….

 

Kya Museebat hae aakhir….:-(

Myra nahi dil chah raha kaheen bhi janey ko aur bhabi bazid hain kay tum ne myrey sath jana hae . Kehti hain kay wahan sab ki nundain thee tum nahi thee …main kya btaon kisi ko k myri nund kon hae …andaza karo …pata nahi aysee bhabi myri maan ne myrey liye kahan se doondi hae … ooper se raat ka function hae …. late ho janey ki soorat mae stay bhi waheen ho ga …hyee myra bed … Kya museebat hae aakhir … myra dil kar raha hae kay main sooti rahon sooti rahon sooti rahon …. aur wahan pe har aunty ko interview dena paray ga …. es month poori 6 shadion se main buhut khobsoorti se bachi hon but es pe myri bharjai mujhey bakhshney wali nahi …. mulk main jann jang lagney wali hae logon ko shadion ki parri hae …main ne ki en halat main shadi ??..nahi naa …. tu phir en logon main jazba-e-hub-ul-watni kion nahi hahahaha

Sach nahi dil kar raha janey ko

 

Happy Birthday My Love !!!

You are such a nice and extraordinary companion. I am glad to have you with me. I could not never think to have you in my life . You are my true beloved . I want to spend my life with you . I cannot live without you . Would you please like to be with me ??? Your birthday is the most important day of my life… My beloved’s birthday … People say that beloved’s are usualy ‘zalim’ … They betray … They torture you … They make fun of your emotions mercilessly …. They give you moments from their life like cents to beggars…. BUT you are just an exception… Your warm presence in my life is the only source of happiness for me . There can be no one like you .

I love you !!! I love you my sweeto … Myre dil kay jani …

Today is your day …your birthday….
Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !1
Many manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Happy Returns of the Day!
Love you ..

 

Any Solution???

Uss ne raat kay andheray main
Myrey hath ki hatheli pe
Likha tha apni ungli se

“Mujhey pyar hae tum se”

Jaaney kesi syahi thiwo
Kay mit’ti bhi nahi
Dikhti bhi nahi …..!!!

( anonymous)

 

Winter Rains…

Mujhey buhut buhut buhut buhut buhut buhut pasand hain hehehehehehe

 

Inadvertent Investigation … hahaha

Meri Ghazal ka unwan pochtey hain log

Dil main kon rehta hae naam pochtey hain log

Chor kar chala gya mujko akyla shehar mae

Kitnay main bik gya daam pochtey hain log

Main sangdil tha ya woh harjai

Ayk yahi baat Sar-e-Aam pochtey hain log

Kal kya ho ga mujhey khud khabar nahi

Meri Muhabbat ka anjam poochtey hain log

 

Gain Weight in just 1 week Eat Ghee

Aray nahi nahi yeh main aap ko mashwra nahi de rahi …yeh tu koi sahib/sahiba myri post Punjab da desi ghee ‘ tak pohunchay hain by using these search key words hehehe….
hunsee mujhey es baat pe aa rahi hae kay kitnay khush qismat hain log jo ‘gain weight’ ki search kartey hain ..hum yahan ‘ weight loss’ tips doond doond k hulkan hain aur es baat pe subah , doupehar aur shaam ‘kuttay khani’ bhi hoti hae

 

New Criteria …..hehehe

Mujh ko lagta hae kay ub kisi bhi larki ka hath manget hoye hazaron sawalat kay sath ayk yeh new question bhi pocha jaye ga ….. MashaAllah beti Masala t.v tu dekhti hae naa ????  …ha ha ha ha

Myri Maan jee ne tu kehna hae kay uss se agla channel  bhi dekhti hae aur peechla bhi … woh bhi kisi na kisi din dekh hee lae gee

 

‘Signal’ Free Demand ….hahahaha

Main jahan tak tum ko bulata hon wahan tak aao
Myri nazron se guzar kar dil o jaan tak aao
Taigh ki tarah chalo choor kay aaghosh-e-nyaam
Teer ki tarah Aaghosh-e- Kaman tak aao
( sardar Jaafri)

 

Abhi Abhi myrey Dil main Ayk khayal aaya hae… ;-)

Mujhey Dawn News pe ‘khabrain’ parhni hain woh bhi Adnan Jafar kay sath hahahahahaha